Sometimes I think my life would make the best sitcom. I don’t mean that in a conceited way, oh no, just a matter-of-fact observation.
Some background information: The place that Johnny and I live at most of the time, (where our kitties live, even when we are travelling), has an open door policy. He always says ‘drop by anytime you don’t mind imposing!’ but he means it. We have drop in visitors on a very regular basis, and you never know who’s going to be here or what they’re going to be doing or talking about. I am constantly walking by and hearing conversation snippets which cause laughter that’s impossible to stifle! There’s always something new – a new friend, a new shirt, a new smell, a new website that you *just have to see!*, but it’s very entertaining!
Okay, now for some examples.
“Okay, you gotta leave by 11, because you are not sleeping in the trailer!”
“You see, this girl made me look like Hitler!”
“I’m going to go put in some contact lenses… maybe my own this time!”
(in regards to beluga caviar) “…we were wondering, just how do they get the caviar out of the whale?”
“I could really go for some crack n’ ho tonight…”
“Just a minute babe, I’m just whipping up something creamy for you”
“If Kirk and Spock were here right now, I’d be having the nerdiest sex you’ve ever seen!”
“Sometimes makin’ love’s not enough, you have to step it up. …and urinating on a face is not enough to say…I love you.”
I’m having a brain-block because I can’t recall any more right now… but there are half-naked girls dancing around in the other room.
You could say I’m a little… distracted 
xox Violet
